I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.
Childish Gambino (via emsfitjourney)

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Just because I don’t post pictures of myself.

Just because I don’t post pictures of myself.

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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I completely forgot to finish uploading my project from last year! Sorry for the long wait, here’s the whole cast! 

(Young Justice opening in the style of Teen Titans)

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Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

Wow what a dick

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It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen



It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

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The Red Lotus first and last appearances.

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In all reality I am always sad, but I will never let anyone know. 

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?



At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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